Purge Closet of clothes not seen the light of day since 1997
Reduce Chotchkes (for those who do not know, chotchkes are dust collectors, and no, I will not be reducing my Breyer collection.)
Learn how to vacuum (I have fuzz bunnies on the covering that I think used to be carpet that could feasibly take over the world.)
Learn how to dust - (I know this is a stretch for me, but I need to promise to do this!)
Make my apartment look like an Ikea showroom and not like a frat girl lives here.
Spend less time with Mr. Computer and more time with Mr. Quincy (he'll appreciate that.)
Find a Dean Cain look-alike to do my personal bidding whilst doing his duties as my pool boy (speedo optional)...okay, this one's a stretch, but a girl's gotta dream right?
Part 2 to follow.......
1 comment:
Sweet Poolboy gal. You can have him wear the speedo while he polishes his horses.
One day (when still with the evil ex) I pulled the vacuume out of the storage closet and went to work killing dust bunnies. When I was done he asked me when we got a vacuume. I told him it was his. *shudder*
If you need any help assembling, I am the Queen of Ikea furnature and I now own a power drill/driver.
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